Ben 10 Week: The Rise and Fall of Vilgax
Alright children of the glade, let’s start this off right. Ben 10 is, in essence, a superhero show, and one of the ways we like to measure our heroes is by their villains. Great heroes often have great villains. Batman has Joker, Superman has Lex Luthor, Spider-Man has Venom, I could go on all day. But who are some of Ben 10’s rogues? You have Hex and Charmcaster, who are really more...
Introduction to Ben 10 Week
Children of the glade, I have not posted for some days because I have had an exceptionally busy week. In addition to work for college, I have been spending all of my free time watching every episode of every Ben 10 series. That’s the original Ben 10, which I did watch when I was younger, Alien Force, which I saw a few episodes of when I was younger, and Ultimate Alien, which I have never...
Batman: Arkham City Lockdown Review
And we’re back, children of the glade. Last night I mentioned I was too busy playing Batman: Arkham City Lockdown. Today, I talk about it. Firstly, I’d just like to say that I’ve been one of those gaming snobs who thinks that casual cell phone games are beneath them. I’ve played Angry Birds, going, “Please, I played this years ago online when it was called...
Unicorn Gatling Guns (AKA Sorry For Being Lazy)
No post today either. Too busy playing Batman: Arkham City Lockdown. Here’s the best scene from the season finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, looped repeatedly.
Lazy Friday: Grandpa Phil the Pimp
Friday is the busiest day of the week for me, meaning I’m in no mood to write up something. Instead, here’s a lazy reblog. amtrax: mikevarker: somebitchnameddeltreece: Omg And then you read it in his voice I can picture it after his weed reference that one time Fun Fact: Arnold’s last name is “Shortman”. You know how Grandpa Phil always addressed him...
YOLO: The New Motto for Douchebags
I am not a trendy man, children of the glade. It’s a combination of often just not knowing whatever is trendy right now, and when I do know, hating it because it makes me weep for humanity. (Yes, I realize it’s equally popular to hate on these things, but I don’t hate them because everybody else hates them, I hate them because I hate them.) That said, the newest trend seems to be...
Fun Times With Siri
Well, children of the glade, if you’ve read my about page (which, if you haven’t yet, you should), then you know that I do not intend to make this blog about my life, like so many other bloggers like to do, but about my opinions. That said, it doesn’t mean I’m never going to share any stories of my life either. I have never been on the cutting edge of technology. Not to...
Pottermore Part 2: The Actual Features
Yes, children of the glade, I’m talking about this again. So thanks to my good buddy Austin, I was able to figure out why I couldn’t progress any further in Pottermore. In order to progress pass Chapter 5, Part 1, you need to find your wizard shopping list. The problem is, the wizard shopping list is on the bottom of the screen, and I experienced a glitch several people were having...
Potter No More
Ok, children of the glade, before we start off, I just want to share this image my friend Ashley sent me in response to yesterday’s post. She doesn’t consider herself goth, but most people see her that way. She then said, “But know, I’ll never be this extreme:” I just… I don’t know what to say. All I can say is “what”. What the fuck is that?...
Voltaire the Magical, Tolerable Goth
Children of the glade, I have a confession to make. When I was a teenager, I had suicidal tendencies. The reason for this was because of middle school. If anybody reading this is in middle school, I weep for you. And I want you to know that it gets better. That said, I did not become an emo kid or a goth. Because fuck those guys. Emos weren’t appealing, because I wanted to kill myself, I...
Green Lantern: The Unpredictable Series
You know, children of the glade, this is hard. It’s hard because I don’t want this to look like a superhero blog with the occasional non-superhero post. I really didn’t want to talk about superhero stuff today. I wanted to vary the content. If I made today a superhero post, then so far, 50% of this tumblr’s content would be about superheroes, though it’d be more like...
ALWAYS! I WANNA BE WITH YOU!
Well, children of the glade, I am incredibly depressed at the moment. Why? Well, it’s all because of a little Flash game you may have heard of called “Robot Unicorn Attack”. Now I don’t want you guys to get the wrong idea. I love Robot Unicorn Attack. It’s pretty much my favorite Flash game and also the gayest thing I play, and I love everything about it. I love...
Too Much Of A Bat Thing
Hello again, children of the glade. Last night, I talked about how much I loved Larfleeze after reading his Christmas special. Today, I read his introduction story, Agent Orange, which runs through issues number 39 to 42 in Green Lantern Volume 5 (Volume 5 is apparently all the comics from 2005-2011, right before DC’s big reboot). And I still love him, but I need to clear up something now...
I Love Larfleeze
Ok, children of the glade, let’s get one thing straight now. My favorite genre is the superhero genre. I have grown up watching superheroes on TV, on the big screen, playing as heroes in video games, and in the past few months, have finally started getting into comics. One of my favorite superheroes is the Green Lantern, specifically, Hal Jordan, the first version of the modern Green...
Korra Swag? Yes please.
Hello again, children of the glade. Let’s talk about The Legend of Korra. I’m a huge fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender. I remember seeing ads for it in Nickelodeon magazine when I was a kid, and watched it all the way through from start to finish. It’s easily one of my favorite cartoons of all time. When they announced the sequel, The Legend of Korra, a couple years back, I...
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Obligatory Introductory Post
Welcome children of the glade to my tumblr, Vivvav’s Magical Word Palace, in which I will say words and they will most likely be magical. So, I know what you’re thinking. What sets this blog apart from every other blog in the global undersea tubes? Well, fuck. I dunno. It’s only my first post. What do you want from me? Were I to hazard a guess, however, I would say that the...